22 February Ferrari?
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"What do you mean you don’t know!? Are you Mentally Challanged!?"
"No I’m not!!!………..what’s mentally changed?"
"…………….."
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Waliew~!
iT’s the universal truth, Men are perverts. iF any guy tells you otherwise, they’re either lying or they’re sexually incapable.
i bet we’ve all been there. yEs, i mean you too girls. dRiving down a certain street and suddenly the silhouette of someone "delicious" catches you eyes.
fRom the looks of the silhouette, you assume that the person must look like an angel. tHen you can’t help but wonder what she looks like. sO you drive along, waiting for you car to pass her by so that finally you can have the satisfation of seeing the face.
tHus your pass the person by and…..
aNd you have the shock you your life……..
tHen again, that’s actually the better thing that could happen……
wHat’s worse?
hAving your partner find out that you’ve been checking out other the opposite sex…..and as a
result handing her another weapon she could use against you the next time you cross her path…..
15 February down in the dumps!
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i still don’t get it!
Why do we still say "十千"
When we have a perfect word "万"in the mandarin vocabulary……
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One of those days……….
Have you ever had one of those days that everything seem to get on your nerves. Where, everything Single blardy thing seems to make you wanna scream out "FUCK YOU!". Where everyone you see, you feeling smashing his/her face into the wall and drag it along for miles……
Well, it’s obvious….i’m having one of those days now……
i seem to be getting irritated at everything i hear. Even the things i do, seem to annoy me.
Yes, i’m annoyed at the fact that i’m typing and at the fact that i have to type to get input data into the computer.
Man……..i sound like i’m having my period…..but i’m a GUY!
THIS SUCKS!
YOU SUCK!
i SUCK!!!
EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!!!!
BAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Something SomethingZ | Comment (0)February 8th, fell asleep racing….
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"so don’t do drugs. Do something healthy instead. Like watch the Simpsons, or Jessica Alba."
errr…..i see more and more kids telling their teachers to eat their shorts while more and more dads stranggling their children…..if they’re lucky enough to even have children after "watching" too much Jessica Alba…….
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog…..
oK, so the title has nothing to do with what i’m going to write about today. So sue me….
wE all know which over-commercialized holy-day falls on the month of Febrary. yEs, Valentine’s day. a day where all, well most lovers go crazy and turn their brains upside down to think of an idea on how to please their loved ones.
jUst for the record, Valetine’s day is the Feast day of St. Valentine. wHo, supposedly, is the patron saint of love.
tWas a time not so long ago, something rather interesting happened on this particular date…..
tHis guy from INTI College just found out that the gal that he had feelings for was down with a cold.
sO the next day, the guy handed the gal box…
tHe gal, whom also had feelings for the guy, happily accepted this gift….
sUch gesture was almost every where on this day…..
bUt there was something different about this gift from the guy…..
iT was….
a box of herbal tea bags………………
tHough we were not together just yet….that was how we spent our first Valentine’s day…
my Rita and i……
7 February YOU FREAK!!
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And i said…..
"Quick! Whose camera has a phone??"
and it took me 2 minutes to figure out what i said……
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i slept well…..NOT!
After a whole week of holiday i’m finally back at my work desk…..
A desk which looked like a Typhoon had just hit…….i’d take a picture of it and post it here, but it’ll trumatize my trusty camera…….
Holidays to me, inevitably meant me staying up till deepest, darkest hour of the night. Ane a week meant i could actually get addicted to it and continue the habbit even when i have to work the next morning…….which i unfortunately did…….
Twas a Monday night like any other…….i had just had my dinner and was happily watching television……
then it happened…..
i heard it…….
it called me……..
"Han~~~~~~Come~~~~COME~~~~~~~~"
i tried to resist……but what a futile atempt it was……
the force was strong in this one…..
Next thing i remember……is me getting into bed at 3am…….
and….
Hence, dawns a day i became a zombie……
2月3日的一個晚上
傻人日記： 平凡的生活……
新年的假期是那麽的漫長。
在家裏，不是看電視，就是玩電腦。 晚上，幸運的話，就與朋友相約到某個地方玩。 拜年的風也慢慢的停下來啦。 一切又回到以往的樣子。
朋友都紛紛開工去了。 我，可要到下星期才開工。
閑著，閑著，就會開始把自己現在的生活拿來和許多東西作作比較。
發現的，原來自己的生活越來越平凡了。
難免會自問：
“我的人生難道就如此而以嗎？ 還是說它根本還未開始？”
許多時候，真得很希望自己能夠像漫畫、動畫裏的主角般，過得那麽非凡的日子……
景太郎的人生也那麽地充滿色彩……
像他那樣爲了追求夢想而努力的日子，我嚐試過嗎？
那種失敗了又從新站起的勇氣，那不斷努力的決心….
我有嗎？
想了想，有幻想起來了…..
如果我們真的活在一個以劍與魔法交接的世界，我又會有怎麽樣的人生呢？
這樣的世界、這樣的生活也蠻不錯的罷….
我知道，看了這篇文章的人，一部分會認爲我“幼稚”。 但是，式著自問罷。 難道你門不成想過擁有一個不同的人生嗎？
沒有嗎？ 那你的思想還真的很悶耶~！
在一個建立在科學與邏輯的世界、社會裏，沒有經濟能力、責任心太重的我也只能依賴思想、幻想，來滿足自己永不知足的好奇、冒險心……
這就是我現在的人生….
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