26 April like wHat?
Daily Mockery
hEre’s a joke i read somewhere:
Last week, in Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a wise old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
“I’m Rebecca Smith from DNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship.”
“Amazing. Sir, how do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a frickin’ wall.”
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gEtting a tasted of paranoia
eVer have the feeling when you wake up one morning and everything seems to go wrong one way or another?
wHile you’re driving to work, you feel like the police directing the traffic is stopping the line you’re in on purpose just to annoy you.
oR the auntie/uncle/"P" driver infront of you is driving slow on purpose just so that you will be late for work
aNd when you reach the office, everyone seems to be trying to pick a bone with you.
wHen you reach home, your mind goes into paranoia, trying to find a reason why these people are acting like that towards you.
bUt in the end, you fall asleep and dawns another day……
sOmetimes i just wish i can just run away somewhere. sOme place where the biggest thing i’ll need to worry is how i could scratch my arse without anyone seeing……
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sOmetimes i can’t help but wonder……
iS it so hard to put up the toilet seat before you pee??
oR do some people think that it’s actually FUN or COOL to get urine all over the toilet seat…..
hUmans are, INDEED, de-evolving…….
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rEflection on Easter
hOly week had just passed, which means the time of Lent is over and all Christians are now celebrating the Rising of Christ. yEs, Easter.
wHen Easter comes to mind the first thing i’d remember is painting Easter eggs. mAinly it’s because i’ve joined an Easter Egg Painting competition around this time when i was 4 years old. i still remember what i drew on the egg. tHe face of my dad…
bUt Easter is not only about painted eggs. iT’s the time we celebrate the death and rising of our Lord Jesus Christ. aS you all would know, us Christian believe Jesus to be the Messiah, The Son of God. hE left devinity and superiority, came to us, as flesh and blood, to be same as us. hE died, not for himself.
hE died for us.
sO that we may have a chance for the life of Heaven. sO that we may be saved from eternal darkness and damnation…..
hE died…
aNd we were the one who nailed him to a tree….
hE is the Son of God, who came to us…
aNd we crucified him….
bY his Death, he had cleanced us of Sin.
tHe passion of Jesus Christ never really appealed to me as i was growing up. mAinly because i was too ignorant to even think about it then. eVen when everyone was crying at the crucifixion scene of "The Witness" play ( i was part of the Tenor ), i felt nothing.
iT wasn’t until recent years that i finally reflected on my religion as a whole.
He came in love to bring us light in our darkness…
He came with peace to bring release to our pain…
He came with joy to bring us rest in our weariness…
He came in love to bring u s beauty again…
But we took him and we nailed him to a cross made of wood…
and we raised it high and dropped it in the ground where it stood…
And the blood that flowed to the earth below, bought forgiveness for the world
that had treated him so….
eVery year when we got the the part of the Gospel where the congrigation would say,"Crucify Him! Crucify Him!", i’d feel regret and sadness, knowing that i am a Sinner…..and i am, indeed one of those who shouted those words…..
tAlk about waiting to the last minute…..
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12 April…BloooD! so much BLOOD!!!!!
Daily Mockey……
i am TERRIBLY horrified at the sight of blood….
yEt….i’m a 3 time blood donor…..today…
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fEeling Dizzy and Cold
12 April, Kuching UCS - i’ve been dreading this day ever since they’ve brought up the idea a month ago.
UCS Blood Donation
yEs, for those who know me well enough, you all know how horrified i am of blood. eVen my own. nOw i’m not talking about the normal scratch wound amount of blood though. i’M talking about a whole lot. iF i see it, i’d faint.
i’ve been contemplating running away, especially after hearing about what had happened to one of my friends on his last donation ( apparently, they didn’t take the proper measures when they took the needle out, and his blood gushed out like a spring ), but i ccouldn’t think of the perfect excuse….so it was inevitable.
sO when the people from the hospital finally arrived this faithfu morning…..and i told myself…..well if i’m going down, i might as well get it over with immediately!
nExt thing i rememberred, they revealed the ENORMOUS needle connected to the bag for the blood….and inside of me, it was
"F*CK!!!!!!! THAT BLOODY THING IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
yEah, it’s the 3rd time i’ve done it, but that freaking needle never failed to scare me out of my pants………
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hEre’s what happened this morning……to me………
sKided and turned 180 degrees~
…tHen i rememberred…..i’m not driving an AE86…..Crap!
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fOol of the Planet
mAking a fool of yourself is always easy. iT’s actually fun as well. wEll, that is if you don’t mind being laughed at by all your friends.
wEll, it all depends on how you look at it. tO some people, it may seem as if they are laughing At you and not With you. wHile an Optimist may think otherwise. i consider myself the latter.
i don’t mind being played around by my friends. iT’s all harmless fun. aT least i trust them that much.
bUt i guess there are somethings which i deem "going too far".
lIke for instance, telling me, yes naive, gullible, trustful me that a certain close friend has gotten engage.
i really couldn’t recall who told me this but i was left to believe that it really Did happened. aNd i’m still unsure whether it’s the truth or just a plain joke. sEveral times i’ve brought up this matter and all got was an awkward silence, as if i’ve just said something to offend the whole group.
nOw i’m talking about a group i hold very dear and close.
aNd it seems everytime, i’ve gotten no expanation as to what just happened or any kind of confirmation that all that was just a prank someone has decided to play on me.
iN every situation, i’d end up looking like a bigger Idiot/Ass than i already am…..
iT Sucks!
bUt anyhow, i guess it’s been forgotten. aNd even the person who gave me the information has forgotten saying such a thing.
wHich leaves me with plain curiosity and dissatisfaction……..
i just wish they’ll just tell me what’s going on….
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Daily Mockery
"tHe pen is mightier than the sword!"
"wHat if it’s up against a knife?"
"…….."
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tHe Object of Love… tHe object of Lust…
sEx is such a common subject these days. aLmost everywhere you hear something about it. eSpecially in Black Homey Dawg hip-hop rape songs. aNd as if that’s not bad enough, everytime you tune over to Hitz.fm, you hear them.
aRousing? mAybe. bUt i guess it’s been burnt into my existance that sex shouldn’t be such an open topic.
oR is it?
fRankly, i don’t mind discussing abour sex. i don’t even think it’s wrong to put it into some Black Homey Dawggy-Dawg hip-hop. tHough i can’t help be notice something out of all this…you might have noticed it too.
wHy is it, when it comes to women, the main thing that comes to mind is Sex, sex and more sex?
iN a society where sex is becoming more and and more often, women seem to have become sex objects rather than receiving the actual respect they’ve fought so much for.
wHere is the love?
hAs everything just fallen to the level of My Humps!
iT’s the picture painted by the Media!
iS it really it?! i Frankly don’t think so. lUst has be around since the begining of time, it’s a basic instinct that pushes us to quench that thirst. wHether we like it or not, it’s been engraved into the very blueprint of our existance. iN other words, the media only plays a small part of reminding us of one line of coding wrintten into the program of human existance. wHich means, lUst is who we are.
fOrgive me for being conservative, but isn’t sex suppose to be sacred?
yEt nowadays, it seems the only reason a guy wants to get with a gal is just to get into her pants and screw her silly.
i grew up watching movies from the States and from what i’ve noticed, sex is part of their culture. jUst like a hand-shake. tHe influence is great, as nowadays, many Asian countries have adopted this ‘culture’ in their lives.
sO Men are all perverts.
tHat’s a universal truth.
bUt that goes for women as well. wOmen are as pervertic as men are. jUst that men had always played the part of being the initiator in a sexual relationship. tHat’s all in the pass. wOmen, whom had been passive, are not become more and more open-minded about sex. sOme even seduce men into having casual sex with them. aS a result, sex is become more and more of a hand-shake these days. a Trend?? errr…..hmm……..
wE may not know it……but it’s happening all around us…….and much serious than we expected…..
iS this the price to pay to be Open-minded???
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