17 May going to M.I.3 in 6 hours….
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"Here’s a joke"
" A guy walks into a bar and said, ‘AW!’"
"Huh? Why would anyone want to say AW? Is it an Indian bar?"
"………."
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mY rEflection of the hOroscopes…..
fIrst of all this is mostly conclusions of my own after some observation, inspired by all the horoscope books ( i must say i was a bit of a fanatic back then ) that i’ve read all through high school….
sO, here goes….
Aries
oNe-track-minded. wHen their minds are made up nothing much can be done to change it. vEry responsible (sometimes TOO responsible). oUt-going, persistent, faithful.
- i’M actually surrounded by a lot of Aries……mY Mom, Bro, Mike….heck even Rita’s an Aries….
Taurus
sTubborn with a capital ‘S’, calculative, somewhat depending. a good friend. cAn be a bit perverted at times.
- Taurus, i don’t remember much besides the fact that i have a good friend from this star.
Gemini
sOme say there’s 2 sides to a mirror. sOme say they double-cross people around them. hEck i’ve even heard that they pron to two-timing when they are in a relationship. fRankly, i think they aren’t that bad. tHere’s fun and energetic. iNtelligent, and aways looking for more knowledge. mOre of a trickster.
- mAny books say that Geminis is the best match for Leo. wEll, i have a few friends whom are from this star and i love being with them. tHey can be opinionated at times. bUt for good reasons i guess.
Cancer
bOth male and female share one characteristic - gentleness. tHey like to take care of people. fEminime Cancers are said to become good wives. mUsculine Cancers…errr…..well, some like to show off abit. bUt they are sincere friends.
- i’Ve had a crushes from this star before. tHe guys from this star share several similarities with the next star and that is they are all proud.
Leo
tO them, the universe revolves around them. bEing proud means they love to blow their own trumpet, and i mean alot. bEing obstinate ensures that they seldom listen to others’ opinion. oPtimisism is their middle name and many love to please the crowd around them. fUn to be with?
- i’M a Leo! aNd i’m proud to be one! MUAHKAKAKAKA. bEsides me, Dad’s a Leo, so is Pak Pak, Ah Yee (cousin), Cerial (cousin)…….aNd i know i’m proud and egoistic, but believe me, i’m trying to cut down.
Virgo
tHe most vain star that i know. pEople from this star think they know everything. i’Ve actually read somewhere that Virgo women tend to try and change their mate into what they want them to be. iDealism is the best word to describe people. tHey are perfectionist and neat-freaks~!
- i can’t help noticing that most of the leading Characters in the Final Fantasy series are Virgo….
Libra
i Don’t know that many Libra. bUt from the ones i know, they like people for their self-confidence.
- nOthing to add here…….for the moment.
Scorpio
fAithful. pErsistant. eGoistic. pOssessive. sTubborn. tHese are the main characteristics you can find in a scorpio. aLways wanting to be the mysterious one, Scorpios seldom and also find it hard to trust people. tHey only tell their deepest, darkest secrets to someone they really know and trust. tHere’s a saying about Scorpio which states that their vengence metre hits 100%.
- hAving a close friend that’s a Scorpio feels kinda cool. bUt then again, we’ve been buddies for a really long time now.
Sagittarius
gUllible makes them an easy target on April Fools’ day. nO remark goes unspoken. iN other words, very straight forward. sOmetimes a bit too straight forward. cRaves freshness in everything.
- pEople i know whom are Yun, Yu, Bak Yii, Berlian…..aNd all of them are ever so gullible and naive…..
Capricorn
pRotective, strong willed, takes friendship to be very important. hElpful though can be needy at times.
- gUys like the gentle giant name Francis is a capricorn if i remember correctly.
Aquarius
sMart and usually has ann in dept knowledge in certain things. i’Ve always looked up to Aquarius for their philosophy. vEry emotional. yEt in a sense….logical….
- iT was once that am Aquarius friend of mine told me that i had a sharp tongue…….that really got me thinking….
Pieces
tHem ones that are always dreaming. lOve, life any aspect of life. tHey long for perfection in life and would do anything for it. uNsure of their every decision, they often regret after deciding to do someting. i’Ve read somewhere that Pieces men are the most feminime men……but i bet alot would beg to differ….
- gLo, wEndie, Ashraf, Howard? <—yup~
tHere, that pretty much sums up what i know about the characteristics of the 12 horoscopes. bUt at the end of the day, we’d all have to take many things into consideration. bEing a certain star, not neccesary means that you will act like it.
iT’s fun! cause everyone’s different and special in their own way!
Something SomethingZ | Comment (0)11 May HA Mik Kia!?!?!
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a guy call the office and ask if he could speak to my boss. uPon learning that he might have gone to another office he asked
"When I mean he will back to <insert place name here>?"
i had absolutely no idea what he was trying say at first…..
tIl it finally came to me….
"When will he arrive in <insert place name here>?"
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fOotball mAd nAtion!! Kick it Kick it!!!!!!!!!!
i still don’t get why so many, guys and gals, are so crazy over football…..
i’ve been told that you get the Thrills watching the game all.
bUt, seriously…..if you wanted to feel the thrill That much…why don’t you just hit the field and play the game personally? bEsides, it’s not like you are retarded or something.
hEck, i believe there’s even a league for the disable!
i used to tell my friends whom so love football this…
"what’s so fun about watching 20 idiots running up and down a field, torturing themselves with
injuries and energy chasing a black and white ball….."
wEll, it’s not like i don’t understand the game and all. iT’s a fun game…..but i guess, i’d much rather do it myself then to just sit there and cheer for a team from some other country far, far away.
wHat’s worst, people actually get into fights when the team they’re supporting loses…….talk about bad-sportsmenship…….
i have nothing against footie fans though. jUst voicing out an opinion that’s all.
fRankly, i’d much rather watch HBO, VAArnaliw or the other discovery channels……at least i’d actually learn something……
Uncategorized | Comment (0)8 May yEt another pOst!
DS stands for….Deep Shit Dual Screen
lAst Saturday, for some reasons i dragged myself out of the house…..out of the my sanctuary….out from my Final Fatasy XII to go window shopping. wEll, initially…..
wEll, i guess i just needed to check the market price for the Sony Ericsson phones Rita and i are planning to get…..
tHus, Serbekas was the destination……
aFter running up and down the whole place, we’ve finally came to the conclusion that it was too soon for us to get the phones now.
nExt, we went to Hopoh Plaza. i was planning to check the price for a Nintendo DS. wHy? it’s all because of this….
http://www.square-enix.co.jp/ff3/
wEll, apparently they were making a 3D version of the game…..and it si happens, i am a sucker for remakes……Darn
oUt of my usual shopping habbit to check prices and compare before i even consider buying something….i bought a Nintendo DS that day……
aHhh…..the old school….Nintendo…..
NDS…..Nintendo Deep Shit Dual Screen
i was so excited i felt like i was about to have an orgasm…..
Yay~! Mario 64!
sO i inserted the game card and flipped the switch on….
aNd i must say, i love the touch screen gig and all.
bUt then…..i noticed something….
HUH!? WTH!?!?!?!
……….."Touch Me"…….?
tHat just sounds so Wrong in so many levels….Dude……
Something SomethingZ | Comments (2)8 May somethIng iNteresting…
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i would’ve said more……but i was afraid that i wrote something to offend him….
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mArketing in wRiting?
sUch an ordinary day this turned out to be…..
oR is it?
aS most of you know, i work in a College as a marketer. aNd every now and then we get people walking in to ask about what courses we offer.
lIke any other day, some kid walked into our office lobby (could i even call it a lobby)….
aNd like any other time, i went out to greet him (everyone else seemed to be too lazy to busy with some other thing. note: it was my break time).
i’Ve noticed him writting onto a notepad a sentence. hE wanted to ask about courses here. rIght! aS always.
sO i began the normal routine……blah blah bla…
iT was not until he stopped me and flapped his palm across his ear, that i noticed that the kid was death, and dumb (as in cannot speak and not stupid).
aNd i was like,"oH~ okay~"….
aNd he was like, "……"
aNd i was like,"wOah~ cool~"
aNd he was like,"……"
…….
sO….iT was clear what i had to do…….
nO, i didn’t throw him out!
tHe only obvious way to communicate with him was via his notebook……which meant, i had to tell him all about the courses offered here, written out!
aNd thus begins all the scribbling…..
kNow what? i actually thought it was pretty cool having an experience like that. nEedless to say, i was actually glad that all the others were too laz….errr…….had something else to do. tHe kid himself seemed rather interesting and was very humourous.
gUess here’s another milestone in my little book called "life"
Something SomethingZ | Comment (0)五月四日 回到原來的世界。。。。
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oNe morning while i was listening to the HitZ.fm Morning Crew….
DJ: I will name the character and you answer which show they star in, ok?
Caller: Got it!
DJ: Drew Carrey
Caller: Err…Pass!
DJ: Jack
Caller: Pass!
DJ: Rachell
Caller: Pass!
DJ: ….Mr Bean
Caller: Pass!
DJ: Rudy and JJ
Caller: Pass
DJ: ……………….
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面具的真實
有時候真的覺得自己的生活只剩下了臉上的面具。
每天都得以笑待人……
每天都得樂意助人……
不管你有多麽的討厭對方,
還是得笑著點頭……
每天都在自問著自己
"爲什麽要笑?"
都以經笑得麻木了……
何時起呀?
都已經忘了我是從什麽期, 開始戴上了這面具。
爲什麽要帶上面具？
常說自己不介意別人對自己的看法的我，其實也只是在隱瞞罷。 朋友向我說過的，指點過我的，我都是牢記在心中。
“你説話每次都帶有刺啊！”
“別太執著啦！”
“幹嗎那麽玩不起丫？”
“最近怎麽都沒看到你笑了呢？”
“。。。。。。”
生活路途至今，發現自己已經帶了不少個面具。。。
走到今天，才發現，每一個面具，已經成爲了自己的一部分。
唯有在知己面前，俺才能謝下面具。
但被謝下的面具，已經成了真實，已經是我。
也許，
我們就是要帶著不同的面具，
慢慢的讓它磨練我們，
慢慢的成長。。。
2 May 2006 where time flies…
Daily Mockery
nOticing a t-shirt a friend has on and reads out
"Star Wars"
"Episode III"
"The Return of the Shit"
"……."
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sTalker Goes to Babylon
yEsterday….Labour day……just got back from a trip to Damai Lagoon with a bunch of my friends.
nOt much has changed since the last time i’ve been there
nOt the sea…
nOt the rooms…
hEck!
eVen the staffs there look the same…..
bEfore everything, i was caught-up having to choose whether to go to Samatan with my parents and the chuch choir or to go to Damai Lagoon with a group of my buddies.
wEll, having to choose to between going to one of the most beautiful beaches with a bunch of people almost thrice my age and going to an artificial beach resort with a bunch of my friends…
i guess the answer was very obvious……
bEsides, it’s not where you go,
bUt who you go with that matters…
iSn’t it?
tHe place was literally PACKED to the brim this trip. gUess everyone wanted their fair share of the sea whenever the chance presented itself and labour day one a Monday came just as a wish come true to everyone.
Rita and I vowed to to take loads more pictures au contraire to what happened last year.
a side from the usually UNO STACKO/Card games. tHis year, we did something new though. wE went kayaking!
iT all started when one of us decided to do it a the night before. iT sounded quite fun so a few of us decided to try it the next day. aFter breakfast on the second day, Wee and Kai went off first to join Nyak ( he’s the one who suggested it ) at the beach to try it out first. Bing, Yun, Rita and I followed a while later.
bUt when we finally reached the beach, the others were nowhere to be found……
nOt wanting to miss this chance, we decided to go ourselves…
wEll, paddling a small, enlongated dingy under the Hot, midday, beach Sun is not one of the most intelligent things i’ve done, but the experiece was very eye Openning for me.
tHough at the time….all i could really think about was
"Oh Gosh! i sure Hope no sharks are around!"
aNd i had my eyes over the water all through the time. ( Paranoid )
iT’s all "JAWS" fault……