28 sEptember bAAAAHHH!
Daily Mockery
iT takes more muscles to frown than to smile……
bUt
wOuldn’t it be more relaxing if you just keep an expression-less face?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sTrangely fEd-up!
iT’s fascinating how people can get paranoid over anything.
sOme think that the whole world is out to get them….
sOme think aliens are out to get them….
sOme think the sky is falling…… (could happen….. if a satelite falls from spce…..)
sOme think everyone around is undressing them with their eyes…..
sOme think their partners are cheating on them…..
oUt of the ones i’ve encountered, this is the only one i find it hard to accept.
i’M talking about the ones that think that the more a certain person loves them, the more they will owe the person……
fIrst off, love isn’t a favour. yOu don’t ask people to love you more as a favour. yOu don’t go up to someone ad say,
"dUde! dO me a favour will ya’? LOVE ME!"
aNd you return the favour because you’ll feel guilty about it if you don’t.
iT’s suppose to be mutual. tRanlated it means:
gIven freely,
gIven willingly,
gIven by both sides.
iF it is given otherwise, it’s not love…
wHen
people gives you something to show their affection towards you, it’s
because they wants to do it. aNd not because they want you to do
something in return for it. wHy do you need worry about how you should
‘pay’ them back for it?
tHey’re not doing you a favour,
tHey just want you to be happy,
tHey just want to tell you they love you,
hOping you’d feel loved…
yOu’re thinking too much… with you brain that is….
mAybe it’s time you learn to really listen to your heart more.
lOve
is a commitment. tHis also means you need to put time and effort into
it nuturing it. iN a way, it’s like a baby, whilst time and effor are
the parents. wIthout the parents to take care of it, it will certainly
die.
iNstead of coming up with ridiculous like
"i Enjoy a single life more" or " yOu are making feel like i owe you too much"
wHy
don’t you spend more on getting to know each other better. fInding
excuses because you’re too lazy to put in any effort isn’t going to
help kinder the relationship.
iF you can’t do it, then it’s
obvious that you’re not ready to be in a relationship because you can
only see yourself in the world. wHether you know about it or whether
you like it or not, that’s the truth.
25 September yEt aNother mOnday…
Daily Mockery
i’Ve tried so hard not to become a Nerd all through my youth…..
sO i ended up as a Geek instead…….
dUde! WTF!?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
wHat!? wHo sLapped wHo!?
jUst another mOnday morning…..
bOy do i despise mOndays…… i’Ve finally understood why Garfield hated mOndays…..
aS i double-clicked my browser icon on my desktop, nothing could’ve prepared me for such amusement from the headlines of my default browser page, which happens to be Yahoo.com by the way.
hEre’s what was displayed
eRrrr…. nOthing much funny if you don’t look closely…..
bUt here’s what i actually saw….
eH!? (yOu’ll need some basic knowledge of Hokkien & Malay to understand though…..)
fOr those who do not get the joke, here’s a tranlation…
fOr some reasons the title appealed to me like someone bit*h-slapped another person while shouting "Take That!!!!"………
18 September i Skipped lunch XD
Daily Mockery
hUmans will always be humans…
iT doesn’t matter even if you’re a priest,
you’d still do something out of you own intensions….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sUbmitting to rAndom rAnting….
tImes like this you’d really wish you had a camera phone….
tHis morning, i woke up to a very rare incident. rAre as in it almost never happen anymore these days.
tHe fog was unusually thick this morning. iT was so thick, it almost seemed that visibility had gone down to 50 or 60%.
mAde it feel almost like haze, yet lack the ’suffocating’ feeling it tends to inspire. hEnce giving me a refreshing feeling.
wOrd can’t begin to explain how beautiful it was….
i Guess it due to all the rain fall that we’ve been having since last fRiday. iT had been such a cool ( if not cold ) weekend, that i nearly went into hibernation. i’Ve never had so much sleep since i discovered the joys of the PS/PS2 and online gaming.
mY weekends are usually spent either hanging out with friends or in front of a computer/television.
iT’s not as sad as it sounds….. i Have a live…..
fOr me,
cOld weather = tIme to sleep….
(tHat simply makes me sound like a bear…..)
gUess that’s why my eyes betrayed me when i tried gobbling down a fair dosage of "Kingdom Hearts II". eVen when i tried watching some "Honey and Clover" on Animax, i found myself waking up to the voice of "Mistake" performed by The Band Has No Name (incase you don’t know, that is the ending theme to Honey and Clover).
tHe only good thing i got from such a weekend, i think , is the fact that i felt well-rested, if not peaceful this mOnday morning. wEll, it could also be due to the thick fog as well or even both.
i Guess i just love feeling of waking up to a cool afternoon/evening after a long nap.
i Love the musky smell of the wet grass.
i Love the soft sound of the leaves in the rain.
i Love the sound of the trees swaying int he wind.
i Love the sound of the rain drops touching the ground.
iT soothes the soul…..
iT calms the heart…..
14 September rAmming yOu dOwn
Daily Mockery
iT really doesn’t matter if you’ve finished what you’re
suppose to do.
yOu’re just not allow to have any form of leisure here……
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
tHrowing a tRaffic tAntrum
fOr certain unknown reasons, everyone seemed to have woke up
and left home at precisely the same time this morning. hEnce, traffic can only be described as total
chaos.
eVerywhere you look, there’s some maniac cutting into your
line.
sOmetimes you just wish you drove a bull-dozer or monster
truck and could just ram into them yet in reality, all can do is give them a
universal sign language under your dashboard just make yourself feel a little
better…..
aNd if it’s not a car, it’s a road-hog on two wheels. nOw i know motorcyclists are very vulnerable
since they don’t have tons of metal to protect them and all. bUt that still doesn’t give them the right to
hog up the whole lane just for themselves.
sEveral times, i met motorcyclists that would ride
side-by-side each other, hogging up the lane. aNd as if that wasn’t enough, these motorcyclists are chatting with each
other, while they move at a speed of 40 km/hr, ignoring the line of cars
following behind them.
i mean Dude! iF you
want to chit-chat, STOP AT A BLOODY BUS STOP LAH! MOFO!
i’ve even came across some other ‘expert’
motorcyclists. oNes that should apply
for a job at the Royal London Circus.
wHy?
wEll, they deserve to show their skill of being able to type
SMS messages to while riding. aNd they
don’t even need to look where they’re going or what’s happening around
them.
i’Ve noticed that ever since the ‘motorcyclists awareness’
movement that we had some years back, motorcyclists have grown to take it for
granted that cars will not run them down no matter how they ride their bikes…..
wE’ve been told to keep our eyes open for motorcyclists
around us when we’re driving…. bUt’s who’s going to teach them to keep an their
eyes open for coming cars to ensure their own traffic?
6 sEptember with new found info……..
Daily Mockery
eVeryone thought he was crazy when he was alive….
eVeryone remembers him because they thought he was crazy…
gUess he should’ve stuck to land and fresh-water creatures….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
a sMile and a sNap!
rEad about Croc-hunter’s final documentary moments being caught on tape….. dEscription says it records him getting hit by the stingray bard, removed it, passing out, and passing away…
aFter reading it i can help but wonder what the camera man was doing when it happened…. gUess it all just happened too fast…
bEen surfing around hoping to find that ‘hard-to-get’, if not illusive, video clip of Steve Irwin’s final moments with no results….
hOwever, i Did find something interesting about Mr. Crikey here.
a Species of snapping turtle name Elseya irwini.
iT’s not by coincidence that the name has the word ‘irwin’ in it. tHis species was dicovered by Steve Irwin himself and was, eventually, named after him.
aNd if you take a closer look. yOu’d noticed that Elseya Irwini has a sheepish kind of smile on the its face!
jUst makes you wonder what it might be pondering in that little nogging of his……
Something SomethingZ | Comment (0)4 September OMG! iT’s tRue tHis tIme!
Daily Mockery
aFter all the rumours, today dawns the actualisation…….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
gOodbye cRoc-hunter sTeve ‘Crikey’ iRwin……
i Remember some years ago there was a circulation stating that sTeve iRwin, the famous crocodile hunter had died of a snake bite.
i Also remember searching the internet for the new and finding out that it was only a rumour.
i Remember trying to tell everyone that he really isn’t dead…..
tHen comes this morning while i was browsing through the blog titles at Project Petaling Street, and a title caught my eye…..
cLicked it and it led to a blog entry with linked to the actual new……
jUst a while ago i read the new again over at yAhoo…..
oH my gosh…… tHis time, it isn’t a hoax or a rumour…..it’s all over the news…..
sTeve iRwin is dead….
wHat came as even more of a shock was that the killer was….
gEt ready for it….
a Stingray!
the face of a killer…
aPparently, hE was filming a documetary on aUstralia’s gReat bArrier of rEef when he was pieced through his left chest by a stingray’s barb…… (left chest……oh gosh! isn’t that where the Heart is!?).
wOah~! tAlk about going out in a Boom!
bAck when i first saw his show "The Crocodile Hunter" on Animal Planet on Astro, i hated it…..for certain reasons i disliked his presentation and his annoying tendency to say "Crikey!"
bUt i guess you could say he grew on me after i’ve watch some of his interesting experiences….
tO think that he’s passed-on is such a disbelief…..
hE was an Aussie
he was THE crocodile hunter
hE was an adventurer…
hE was a conservationalist…
hE was a father…
yEt,
hE was only human….
gOodbye Steve…
yOu will be missed……